I irritate most twice every day, but a criminal is elated when I work his grammar once.

I make a honest living breaking in, yet you thank me for the crime. Verse and reverse, I spin the code, clickin' pins in perfect time. A gatekeeper with a sleazy grin, your secrets are now declassified.

Where do you find the closest bridge to you?

My first four sound like a fun time away, My last four like one who watches sports all day. My middle like the number that comes after one, But they're all spelled a little different - just for fun.

As an honest lie, I’m pretty ugly. As an insomniac, I sleep well. I’m a happy disaster, and a tiny catastrophe. Saying my name sounds smart, but make others feel dumb.