A walk down the aisle, then one giant leap Two bound together, a trust running deep With heads in the clouds, floating on air, They forget all their troubles, all of their cares Til he pulls out a ring--a load off his back But with no strings attached, their world cuts to black What were they doing?

Come all, come all, those who are thirsty. Though if your name is Bart, you might want to be careful.

I sit inside your home, waiting to leave. I sometimes attempt to exit when you seek relief. I occasionally make noise, embarrassing you, and I’m always considered number two.

If large and red, please do avoid, But don't become too paranoid, When on your coat he'll bind a gap, He's such a helpful little chap. When fungus bears this fellow's name, You can eat it: it's fair game. When told to do this to your lip, It's euphamistic just like zip. What is this item?

This is my house, I have to defend it without fear, No one else can since I made my family disappear. Setting traps for the bad guys like a bloodthirsty cannibal, Merry Christmas and keep the change, ya filthy animal.