A lady told me I was this kind of lightbulb, but I just don't get it. Humans don't put out any kind of light, much less a little bit of it, as I politely mansplained to her. But if we DID put out light, then she wouldn't be very bright. I wish there was a subtle word for that.

My tv show stopped when my pet stepped on the remote with its big feet.

This word has two bottoms but it's not out...

Cubans do it very well, or so I am often told, I assumed their illegality just drove up the cost. Not my thing, I do not enjoy them at all, so come in, dear boy, have a 'answer', you’re gonna go far.

You say just one! you mean it true, then half the batch is gone thanks to you!