Blow out the candles, let redditors wish away. Guys, be excited. It's my first BLANK day!

How can something be so large, yet invisible to see. Only when I'm addressed can your duress be put to rest.

Arr, matey, when the fields be gold, And the winds be brisk and bold, Ye gather the loot, Like a pirate's hoot, For the bounty of the earth ye hold!

What’s heard with classic-toon, frying pan knots. Though typically, metal to metal it knocks. Urban Diction resides, when it’s first is ‘S’ swapped. First and second fused to one, Joe Dirt’s catch phrase unlocked.

Tiny, edible trees, Best drizzled with cheese. Just don't eat too many, Or you'll fart when you sneeze.