Where Bugs Bunny shoulda taken that left turn.

I arrive when school is done, a gift wrapped up in dread. I steal your night, I grow if ignored, and chase you into bed, and no, your dog did not eat me that trick is old and dead.

Right after the daily grind, With lower prices, I am designed. People gather for a toast or two, Before they bid the work day adieu. Remember to tip your bartender well, They have more booze and wine to sell What am I?

I come from another place. I could even be from outer space. If I’m in the U.S., I better be legit, Or frozen water might pay me a visit!

Feeling crazy, Drop your drawers, Made of cheese, Control the shores