Why did the car get a flat tire? Because there was a...

People become me when watching paint dry. To what extent? 'To death!', they cry.

First, second, third.. So many ways to encounter me. Just keep the anal probing to a minimum if you please!

I’m the nipple’s tiny curtain, spinning in a whirl, A decorative flair for the exotic dancing girl.

Show up to duel, or maybe you'd rather a solo performance, Get in the open circle, spin around on your head, maybe swing your legs around your hands, Don't be misconstrued, if you think I've been dormant, I'm a master of Power Moves, and I'll collect those bands