Flaky French breakfast bread Pillsbury has a crescent version Which some might like instead But definitely not a Parisian

The front page of the internet they say, where sub-communities lead the way. Up arrows and down arrows show what you feel, endless scrolling makes time unreal.

I can be long, I can be short, I might sound silly, or quite sort. I’m written on your birthday cake,

Long, hard, and full of seamen, not my kind of wet dreaming.

Created by mistake, your food I will bake. Or nuke as you may say, though dryness I will convey.