Steaming trays Endless feast Chow mein for days Waistline deceased

The British have bad ones, The old use fake, The young have none, You need these if you want to eat a steak! What am I?

Fruit sits ripe, ready to eat, then some poor schlub dumps sugar all over it; They say it’s better, they’ve sweetened the thing, I want to smack them, they’ve ruined my fruit.

Downward dog on a rubber mat Afterwards, have a nice coffee chat.

I’m at the center of a notorious TIFU Reddit story. Someone applied butter on me for lubrication and used me for self-entertainment. This being Reddit, that’s probably not specific enough. I’m a fruit and this story involves maggots.