Say hello to my friend informally, his name is Gurt.

I sound like corn but I'm louder Used by clowns they couldn't be prouder Found on cars, bikes, and trains Think real hard you know my name.

Every year children attack me with blades, disembowel me, then leave me on their porch. Sometimes they even use my skull as a candy dish!

A waterfowl approached a beverage vendor, And enquired of the man running the stand, Good day. Do you have any grapes? The vendor replied that no, he merely stocks lemonade, Further he explained that it was fresh and homemade, When offered a glass, the duck said he would pass. How did the duck leave, only to return the next day?

There’s never enough of me in your closet.