So many types of me to choose from, you may get choice paralysis. Whichever you pick our smell is quite gruesome, and good luck pooping without butt dialysis.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed awake all night, wondering if there really is a...

Does the rabbit go around the hole, and then through the loop? Or is it through the loop, and then...ah poop. I forgot how to tie these, essential to keep my feet in these Nike's.

I'm a famous toy movie star, just don't use my full name. Not quite bald, but not much hair, I'm your style of cut. Journalist or influencer, you'll want me to reach your fame. If you're playing doctor on a red nosed man, make me and you're out of the game.

I can be wrapped in feathers, or a song you're trying to remember. I'm a car that goes not so fast, yet still uses a lot of gas.