Nobody likes me. I take a portion of your monetary needs. In my most important month, I have to share it with a fool. What am I

After this, some feel invigorated and full of life, while others - like me- feel like they need extra oxygen to survive.

With these small guys, you do not want to give them a ring. They can't be trusted, they make up everything.

Four quarts, eight pints, or six to eight medium-sized Reddit bananas. Imperial measurements are wild I tell ya

Add zled to the end of this word to be totally confused by this riddle