I'm old but still have shape. I can go down the stairs albeit I might be late. Gravity is my friend but I'm no physicist. I can't stand the fidget, this I tell my therapist. I know gravity very well. Gone are the days I reigned at show-and-tell.

I live in a bridge and I downvote your posts, I'm just here to argue and gobble up goats. And I'm all outta goats...

Fly me to the moon, or Make me out of a bottle of soda and some mentos. Either way I fly into the sky at high speed.

I'm a flying cliche, and I'm sick of it. I don't always sit on a pirate's shoulder, asking for crackers and my name's not always Polly!

Monopoly may not feature me But once I was considered high fashion. Rich Uncle Pennybags might be missing out on the fun!