I’m healthy, but higher in calories when split.

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size nine shoes. What does he weigh?

What two words, added together, contain the most letters?

We stalk our prey or often surround, We patrol the famed hunting ground, All in position, we wait in flocks, A clean shot for each, yet the victim still walks

I vanish when you need me most, then show up where I shouldn’t be. I get blamed when nothing changes- but you’re the one sitting on me.