I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO GATHER ON MICK JAGGER

I always arrive although I am never ordered. I am the guest who doesn't knock. One hundred of me, but a sting ain't one.

I've weaved a web, but I'm not a spider, I put salt in apple juice and told you it was cider, I said I built a bridge but had you walk the plank, Wrote a check my mouth couldn't cash, whoops, insufficient funds in the bank! What am I?

What is made of wood but no saw on earth is sharp enough to cut?

I'm a professional sleeper with a very specific schedule. I’m the first thing you want to see after a long shift. I’m the only suit that encourages you to do absolutely nothing. What am I?