Not to be confused With where one best keeps the wine Oftentimes, a book

What time is it when you see cows sleeping in a field?

You can fiddle it, it's not a device. Bent or straight, it depends how you hold it. Don't fiddle in public, it's impolite. As you grow you stop sucking on it.

I eat gas, make it more heavy. When I die, I'm an old Chevy.

Silent but viral, a digital whisper bouncing through timelines, bringing laughter or groans, a picture worth a thousand bytes.