If you come to the sea you'll have a whale of a time, Expensive by boat; on shore won't cost a dime, You'll hear me breathe as my fin breaks the surface, I may look like a shark, I swear we don't do it on porpoise!

Up a tree, in a box, on a warm windowsill, An elite predator, but you house me still, I come in all shapes and sizes; bald or with fur, Give me a lap and a pet and you might hear me purr.

OSHA would hate my work conditions, full of lava pits and turtle collisions.

What vegetable is cool, but not that cool?

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is...