What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?

I hold coffee, wear a grin, or take your wallet on a whim.

I sit here and watch the shows that I've seen, nothing new arrives to make me keen. I wish I had something else to do, can somebody please tell me what's new? The hours crawl by, slow as can be, with nothing around to entertain me.

Why couldn't the contortionists come to the stage? They were...

I have a fear of giants. My condition is called...