Starts as a yellow weed that ruins your perfect green lawn, Gardeners curse its name from April until dawn. But given a little time, it turns into a fluffy white head just waiting for a kid to blow it into your flowerbed

Why is it that the amusement park ride operators never yell ‘Scream if you want to go faster!’ on this fairground attraction?

People say I stay up too late, it will hurt your health. I reply if I slept, it would hurt my wealth.

If I had a nickel for every time an iconic horror character had this name...

Candle holders?