The ancients used it to battle at a distance. It is how the sophisticated catch the olive in their martini. Append mint, and you may taste it first thing in the morning and last thing at night.

I drift where clouds and birds might play, a skyborne craft that floats all day. Not a plane, nor quite a blimp, my shadow moves without a limp.

A long time ago a nymph from cocytus and Hades shared a fleeting love, much to the disamay of his wife. In a fit of jealous anger Persephone turned the heathen into a plant. That plant still enamours men to this day with its FRESH taste and aroma.

For millenia people, tried to make me complete and bigger. Of every sailor and traveler I am a trusty helper. Those who had me faulty often ended badly.

One Party records the past exactly as it occurred Nine victories prove the war has always gone this way Eight careful revisions were required to keep the facts aligned Four ministries agree, and agreement is truth All see the story, yet only one hand shaped its words.