I was born the day computers first learned to think, Engineers hunt me with coffee and desperate rage, Grace Hopper taped the very first one in her logbook, I make billion-dollar machines crash for a single missing page.

'Impossibility' that I was made. Conspiracy, as some would say. A scheme, they would have you pay. Aliens must be the only way.

Everyone knows me, though no one wants me. Even though some claim otherwise, everyone has thee. I am the conqueror of armies, toppler of monarchies, At one point, I even had the whole world on its knees.

Turtle, Turtle, Ninja Turtle. The ceiling has my greatest signature, orange masked creature. Marble and stone obey my hand, Sculptures and frescoes across the land.

I was named after all-father, the king with the ravens. I'm met once a week, or seen in two seasons. In a septenary, they will me name. Some call me longer, but we're all the same.