England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a. . .

A red ship and a blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are . . .

For most people, if you lose your khakis then you have no pants. But if you lose your khakis in Boston, then you can't...

To pee or not to pee Is not the question. Whether I can find the location That is the question!

I turn soft moss into a sinking trap, where water and land share a quiet map. I swallow your boots if you dare to stray, and hide where the frogs and the cattails play.