Riddonkulous

Daughter of Zeus and Demeter, kidnapped by Hades. She partook of some seeds, and ever after has to return. Her months underground her mother allows nothing to grow, but each year their reunion leads to Spring’s blossoming. Start with the high school class nerds dread, then the one letter version of a pirate’s phrase. Next, the part of Europe containing the Balkans, and end with the device you likely are holding right now.