Riddonkulous

For applicants seeking solutions, please provide the following documents. Expired documents are not acceptable. All documents must be originals. Form twenty-three-five-b, signed in triplicate Form Q One-eighty-six, signed by no less than two witnesses An officially recognized seal or charter from the office of the riddle registrar. Proof of address. Photo ID. Passport. High school yearbook photo. A signed letter from your mother. A receipt from Wal-Mart from between nineteen-ninety-three and twenty-twenty-six. A valid fishing license. Applicants must arrive between two p.m. and three p.m. on a Tuesday. Long haired freaky people need not apply.